Thursday, April 1, 2010

Douche Bag!



Dear DB,
This stupid truck-car-whatever-the-FUCK-thing does not make you sweet. In fact, it makes you look like a four collar popped douche bag. For reals bro.



I don't know why you're driving this THING around downtown. I do, however, LOVE your complete disregard for the parking rules. No need to park the same way everyone else does. You are such an INDIVIDUAL. Plus, I'm sure parking that thing is, like, so hard and stuff.

Even when I stay home, the retards flock to me. Faaa-LIP!

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